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i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
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This is from r/shittypokestops and it’s the most cursed image I’ve ever seen
(via reshipped)
DONT 👏🏾LISTEN 👏🏾TO 👏🏾THE 👏🏾KILLERS 👏🏾UNLESS 👏🏾U 👏🏾FALLIN 👏🏾ASLEEP 👏🏾WHILE 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾CALLIN 👋🏾A 👏🏾CAB 👏🏾AND 👏🏾HES 👏🏾HAVIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾SMOKE 👏🏾AND 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾TAKIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾DRAG
(via clarkethesharkmacarthur)
- Doctor: ma'am you are literally dying
- Me: okay but how is Michael latta?? Did he have a good day?
- Doctor: ma'am please,
Eric Trump bringing up schools doing away with Christmas as the second thing on his list of what his dad will do to make America great was ridiculous. Who gives a shit, we’re trillions of dollars in debt and he poverty cycle takes new lives every day but god forbid we have to sing Winter Wonderland instead of Silent Night
I’m gonna be talking a lot about politics so if it bothers you just know I’ll be tagging it all as “political” so you don’t have to see anything upsetting :)
This girl came at me again today for my comments on Trump……..so bringing this beauty back
People who have supportive parents they can call on for everything from little pieces of advice to times of crisis WAY too often assume that’s a universal experience.
- someone: we both said some things we didn't mean
- me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal
2017 better be like a utopian golden age for everyone to make up for this literal flaming trash pile of a year
That’s what we said about 2016 :/
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